We need supervision. I’ll be the guy that won’t leave. What’s the supervision limit? Bus loads of kids. We are going to publish this call. You have to trade places. Which version do you use? Fast food takeover for the working class. Corporate whatever. We basically ask for supervision everywhere. Pat me down for drugs just to be sure please.

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This place is haunted, I’m sending a crew! Mexican BLT with soup. Just don’t touch my skin. Could you write me a note for work for being late? For shopping, bad service, and not doing drugs. I’m not drunk and I don’t do drugs. How many forks? Coffee is unlimited. No sex computer blueprints. Plain omelette has pancakes.

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Drive-thru trash. We really needs some pants. Could you flush a bag for me in the bathroom? Please throw this bag away. We ask places to dump expired things/poop down toilets. Why did you answer? I’m completely covered by this t-shirt! Scrubbin the pants down. Checking tire air pressure. I’m preventing people from overfilling their gas tanks and saving the extra drips. Protocol for gas on the socks and feet. I spilled the gas I was stealing all over me can I wash up? Acting sexual is who I am. Mostly eggs, I need the egg manger. Mostly lettuce. Cool Heather let Snappy do a sponge bath. I pissed on your door because they gave me a stinkfist. Throw the bags out the window and use the plungers. On the show: Wasted, Dragonmere, DTB, Snappy, Toxic

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Skype crashes like a billion times tonight. Parking lot time limits. I need the dogs teeth when they fall out. Could you please go check for the teeth? Just checking if everything was okay, damn it Alex! This is for my, final wishes. Permission to drink and drive. How long can you shop at a 24 hour location? Even for electrical engineers? Parking lot living at the gym. How long can you take to pump gas? Dave’s parking lot. Just want to sleep it off in the parking lot. Please put me on hold. How much water can I take from the gym? Dragonmere is not allowed to pass away on the premises and there’s no VIP room and the reservation robots. I might not make it with all of the shopping. Confused. Sad calls. Sad lost hearing aid. Sad fitness survey time limits. Ring some bells or tap the nails. More parking lot limits. Hotel lady won’t transfer or hangup. Sorry for that last call, it was, interesting…. Joining the show: Wasted, Dragonmere, Toxic, RBCP, Snappy

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Wacky prank calls from the room phones and they won’t sign your cast. Who’s on LSD makin the weird phone calls? Herbs n pills in the room light bulb pipe. Is everything okay? Can you go get my shoes? Shower pants. Distracted for 1:45. Can we drive in the parking lot? Why did you answer? Exchange the rental shoes. The dog food or cat food problem. Exchange the house ball. Twice baked coffee. Racist adult balloons. Late night shoe rental drop box. Shoe sisters. Gummie bleach flavored wings. All the toppings. Please ask about the menthol wings! Are you stealing my gas? They said your store gets the old chicken. Save the board I don’t really know. Jar of floor pills. Found acid in this Bible. Denying information. I have a lot of different questions. Can we bring in other food and eat it there instead of yours? Pie with everything. Don’t drop the soap.

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The New Years Eve Show, oh boy… Extended show for your pleasure, until midnight on the west coast, then edited down when nothing was happening. Where is Santa’s pipe, bro?. No drinking and no sparklers at Kum n Go. Planet Fitness New Years. New Years hotel fireworks. Rules for midnight is zero tolerance. You’re on the naughty list for stealing Santa’s weed. Dragonmere likes to party in the hotel lobby with you. Prank calls from the room phone? One of the hotels enjoy our pranks. No drugs at all? No smoking in the bathroom. Roman Candles do not flush. Hotel incident needs bleach, is Walmart open? Parallel room universe. Gas station party, pass em around at midnight, cheers. Walmart New Years Celebration? You dirty dog making prank calls and now they know my room number. It should be fine to do pills in the room. What the hell is going on outside with all the noise and where is the ham? Can we take these pills we found, its the pill system? Bathtub fireworks. Medically induced seizures. W1ngless can’t stop laughing. Getting directions crash. People on this show (I think): Wasted, Dragonmere, Toxic, W1ngless, Total Second, Daisy, Devon, RBCP, Carlito

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The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does the deaf man look like? Return the not stolen gas back into the ground. Ice potato bowl. Stop lookin at my teeth and go outside. Where is the deaf man? Is the taco bell man gone? The gift of Motel 6. Hide my identity I’m sued, permission for my fake name. Red Carpet gifts. Delivery for pickup. Special IHop favor. Cancel the account and shut those kids up. RBCP stops by. No payphones. Stop going to the same pages to cancel your account, duh. Patch the call through please. We talk about me puking on the side of the road in California again. Just!n also stops in. I’m pretty sure I used counterfeit money at the store. I think I also hear Snappy in the mix as well. Devon also stops by. Bleach ash trays to Poker Room 1. It’s also okay to huff things as long as you use a paper bag. Nobody sang Happy Birthday. Chicken nuggets missing a bite. I took the shoes. It should be easier to fly a kite. Open the kitchen. Ordering one good chi.

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I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find the water leak. Is it okay to drive around the parking lot for a while and whats the posted speed limit? Can I park in the handicap spot? What’s the parking lot situation for driving practice. Ash trays to Poker Room 1 please. Napkin colors and napkin dyes. The regular stuff isn’t doing it for me. Pay at the pump with cash. This is the hotel! Highway 24. The mustache man returns. Where’s Cindy? Laps around the parking lot. The feather call. Dadead calls in. Rapid-fire chaos of calls, just like Mario Kart.

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Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and ice cream. This cake is made of poison. How do I break the brake pads? Cut the brake lines on MY car. What is the worst thing to put in a gas tank? I don’t have brakes. Just throw to me as I drive. Justin makes a mess behind the parts store. Car lesbian tire safety. Fuel leak consent form. Bleach at the table please. What time does your dumpster have food? Wrestle ya for a grand slam. Denny’s and Petco we are calling from behind the dumpster. Rapid-fire call mode activated. The show pretty much turns into chaos at this point… The actual last call is pretty good! I swear!

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Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. Happy Birthday, I didn’t know she wasn’t 18. Black Friday gas discounts please. Delivery to the PO box. Please mail me the pizza. Wipe the pizza boxes down with bleach and 87. Can we keep the turkey in the room? You said I could come to Thanksgiving Dinner. Why are you open regular hours? Do you have the consent forms ready? Exotic boneless cactus meats in the hotel?

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