Stuff I can steal for free and put in my pockets. If it fits in my pocket, I can just have it. That mop came from my house. You stole my mop from my house to use at the store. You stole my cleaner from my house for the store. Please pull the plug for us. It is safe in there. Use your phone to make a test call to feel safe. Banned from the store, you cannot come back. Just a quick peek because I am banned. Baby steps, I’ll just put my head in there. I saw somebody using your trash can for a lot of trash. My cousin said he would take care of it but I said that was too far. Personal trash and garbage. Garbage cans are for paying customers only. Somebody took my trash I put in your trashcan and put it in their car to steal my receipt. Stuff that can go inside the body. Length of the ban for peeing into the pool. Pee in the pool. Pee into the pool from outside. Rules of the pool. Train hotel. You are misinformed and confused. A quick viking funeral in the pool. I spilled my margarita. The roof balcony. Deliver more alcohol to my car. Live life like Jimmy. I need another drink to keep doing good.
Room check frequency. Not mad about being naked. I can hear them not washing their hands. I can hear the other guests using the bathroom wrong. Crawl space. You need to excite me and you need to shine. Trying to do a thing in the hallway so I need blueprints so I can capture the sound of people in the bathroom. I am in your unit. Hear them opening and closing their luggage a lot. Dinged a car in the parking lot. A quick hotel investigation and only just looking and taking video and inside and taking pictures of the locks. Licking your car and the paint came off. Standing on your car to do a speech. Water usage rules in the hotel. Just need to make some soot from paper. Talking quietly then getting quiet to a whisper every time. Mumble calls. I just want to get my tire back. Everything is missing from the dumpster. People are being weird at the front desk and searching. One of those keys that opens all the rooms for sale.
Contacting the pin master. Bringing too many batteries. A backpack full of batteries. Advanced notice and warning for bowling. Not knowing if you are allowed to come down there. Knowing when it is good. The type of touching allowed during bowling. Implying hand stuff. Pin master or string master. Anything to keep busy while I am bowling. Return the shoes. Extended shoe rental. The one in charge of calling the police. Scratched bowling ball. Not allowed to take bowling balls into the bathroom. No bowling balls in the bathroom. He answers to Dad. These points do not make any sense. Getting extra grease for a more challenging approach.
Opening your door for people that say that they are the police. Writing a comic book in the room and I have a lot of equipment and I have a warehouse. Borrowing a chain for the door. Writing a comic book about you. You said I said stupid. They do not have to talk to me. Need more rope please. Five pallets of macaroni and cheese. They told me I did not use enough rope. Comic book type activities. Getting to the roof for superhero stuff. Reserving parking spots. I need my keys. Required to ask how you are doing. I got a phone call in the room and I have to take my clothes off. I am talking about the uh bubobobo. Blue bags for personal use. Letting you know about digging a small hole outside. I am speechless right now. No, I apologizing. Glory hole in the hallways bed sheet in the hallway peephole.
Asking about the front desk schedule. This number has the devil in it. The room is secured and sealed for the peanut allergy. Blue bags at the front desk. Food eating schedule. Operating outside of normal business hours. Cheating and going to the bathroom real quick. Valet parking refusal up and down on the elevators. Talking to your mom or your dad because they are the real ones in charge. Ending everything early. Jumping to the 5th plane. Smoke alarms and fireworks. The maintenance man might smoke weed. This guy is running around and doing business. The blue bags are full. The business man was selling blue bags for cash. Speak with the plumber on duty. Send all the engineers to my room. Samples of jello. No red cars.
Trouble finding the hidden microphone. I need a French Braid in the hair. Make sure you don’t drop the soap. Single or multiple people showers. Washing each other like normal brother sister stuff in one shower. Help with getting the vehicle down there. Double hand-off denied permission granted to stay on the phone. I am not a owner or manager this is uneven grounds call and trying to trick him because this is one owner to another. Do some work on my car. Understanding what the other guest are doing. Working a clipboard. Stop breathing into the phone. Angle the car into the parking spot and sneak up on it. Moving the car while drunk on private property. Any extra people for some stands and some holders. Water for the cement. I got some stuff to cut up and problems to solve. I do not like the water. Putting my hands in the toilet lets my hands come apart. Telling you about things because I am a witness. The guys dumping water all over the ground. A witness needs to know who to tell. I found the witness and they do not want to talk. The required amount for being a witness. James is the maintenance man. Nobody was murdered. Up and over. Sniffing gas.
Required amount of people for the required amount of beds. Somebody coming under the table. Double transfer call. Dial this number for me because you are supposed to be the operator. Smoking and smoldering behind the bed. Checking cars for dogs. You are in trouble with the attorney general. Do not dial zero. Directions to the basement. Toilet flush frequency. Adult television stations and movies. Ways to jerk. Getting goofy with ice in the glass and you drink it. Watching the kid in the lobby while going to the bar to learn about the front desk while getting a drink. Peanuts for the allergies at the hotel. Found the jar of peanuts. Open container penis allergy. No explosives or sandwiches. How to take the bus down there. Stuff to jerk to in the room. The correct way to knock on other guest doors. Clear of all penal material. Hide something at the front desk for me. Something to turn off fireworks in the room. Need help with working the website. Winning a prize for finding the man out in the bushes. Help angling in the car. Can’t help park the car it’s too hard. It is too hard for him to do it.
Allowed to give food away. Scraps, crumbs, and leavings. Bits and pieces. Trim bags for the dog. Flipping the switches for you. I want ketchup from the food line in the drink instead of the packets. Ordering for the company is not fun. Just a squirt of ketchup and mustard in the drink. Free-style ketchup machine. No ordering ketchup on ice cream on the app. Ice cream order with pickles and onions on the app. A problem with what another customer is ordering. Can I hit them back if I get them to hit me first? Flipping hundreds of the switches while flipping burgers. Calling to apologize for accidentally punching a baby. Just turn the app back on. This burger does not sound right. This burger is not making the right sounds. Double reset.
Testing out the new microphone. Not allowed to use reverse psychology on the staff. Accidentally saw an animal give birth. Animals after the exterminator are not in the food dumpster. The animals from the traps. Failed hangup call Caleb and Cassidy. Shopping cart in the drive-thru. Recording some of your noises. Just regular website. Batteries in the pocket. There is a lot of trash inside this car in the parking lot. Obtain the worthless stuff. The number of napkins before the police are called. Allowed to come into the store after a conviction of a speeding ticket. A lot of weird looking customers. Some other customer exposed their foot in the parking lot. Sorry I peed on the back door. Sorry for pooping on the curb. Animals living in the dumpster. New car in the drive-thru and naked and drunk. It looks like the guy is doing a finger bang in the car. Take them something to wash their hands because you are being gross.
Your food is getting stuck in my system everywhere. Eating with stomach problems. I want to order without paying for it. How to make a complaint at there, too much food. Stuck from cooking the rice wrong. Blood beast stuck sandwich. Writing about you in the blog. Fantasy blog. Narcan for later. The doctor will not help, I need the first aid kit please. A piece of soup substitute. Tell me how the soup works. Suck music. Double hand-off. A cry between two bros. Play normal music and not the old-fashioned radio. Haunted hotel harmonica fun. The angry man is not there. Edible plants and berry samples. People getting personal with each other. I am conducting an interview. Crisis non-emergency handler. Backth. Crisis training. Wallet training. A nice cry. They touched my hand while paying for food harassment. Touching customers. Lettuce ingredients.
