Drug and alcohol room. Impersonating priests. Willing to lie for you. Get our stories straight. Change jobs. Nintendo or Sega hotel rules. Pillowcase full of games. Bent needles. Gasoline cans.
The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey on top of the ham. Age restriction. Katheryn department. Wasteful ham. Eat at the store. Energy salts. You are not coming to Thanksgiving this year. Billing has been denied. Honey nipple. Skip the turkey and go straight to the pork.
Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular fighting. Investigation. A dog eating something out there. Mom says to wash all the cars. Fries in the bed. I want to hear how you are. Confiscate shrubbery action. The guy with the bike rack.
Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. Hiding spot. Harass people that already voted. Some voter intimidation in room one. Intimidation headquarters. This call is getting exciting. Get in my car and vote. These emmer effers did not vote. Voter chocolate. Ballet room.
Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the car wash. Grandpa wash. Lost shoes in the car wash. These are not my shoes. Car wash feelings. Sex in the car wash.
Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The real front desk please. Scare length. Angry skunk. Ghost noise policy. Dull razor blades. House ghost. Roof ladder. What the bed wants. The bed wants something. Harmonica rules. Goblins and stuff. Cadaver elevators and stuff.
Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. Cigarette lighting lightning car. Escort badges. Pay for when I did not pay for the room. Dog catching and car fires.
Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months ago. Toilet paper and egg the hotel door. Mess up the their hotel room door or their car instead maybe. Revenge clause. Too much candy. Starting an investigation on another guest. Candy van. If they call about the smell, just tell them everything is fine. Puzzle bed sheets. Poor kitty.
Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. Drunk bumble bee. International space station socket wrench. A second mattress to make a square. They would not sell a cigarette. Candy giggling.
Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash please. A place to hide things. Wrong Mom. Talk about fate at the front desk. Room limit. Sauce packets. Whelming. Whirley foody. Fully clothed drive-thru. Trade music for tacos. Man walking a dog without pants. Checking for drugs by smell. Lawsuit. Hot TVs. Stop the smell with dryer sheets. Hide a cheesecake and lie about it. You do not want to help me. No more cheesecake. Paranoid cheesecake.
