Get this stuff outta here. Small hamburgers. Stop stacking the bottle caps. Clocking in as a customer with a signed permission slip. Offensive food orders. Go get my cigarettes please. Scare my sister in the drive-thru. That burger scared my mother. Scary subs. Drive-thru difficulty scale. Bad words on sandwiches. Smashed fast foods. Tracking bathroom time. Return the stolen gas. String in the eye. Punch him and bite him. Time tracking in the store. Messing with the milk door. A thousand tin cans for sale. Lost shoes in front of your house. Could not find your trash can.
Sanitation checks. Getting into Jesus. Light touching to pump gas. Putting bees in the gas door. Observe the hand washing signature. Angry milk door. Your name on the envelope. Rummage sale at the house. Milk door peeking. Fake prank. Install the milk door. Looking at me like I don’t use UPS. Meet in front of your house instead. Contact-less car ding. Hang up the phone. Milk door messages. Pitch a tent together. People without their shoes tied. Leaving cigarettes by the door. Wasted is a huge jerk!
Happy New Years Yearly Extended Show! We start off with SPlink and Toxic. Parking lot fireworks. People in room limit. Drawer stuff. Midnight time pop off. Limits on face punching. Exchange services in the lobby. Fake echo. Dog on leg. Found a poop. You sound like a what now. Can not hear. Hotel filming crew. No French speaking. Fireworks pew pew. Kicking allowed outside. Funny hat parade. Poop incident. Nowhere to put the horse. Join the raccoons in the dumpster. Stolen gas. Shoplifting apology. Comedy at the pumps. Drink tickets for gas pump comedy show. Dog coma pee love. Raccoon farts. Windshield smudges. Really sour cream in the room fridge. Respond to this review. How does it stand with raccoons in the room. Filming at the hotel. I’m sorry please punch me. Professional stance on the topic. Reduced oxygen shopping. Napkins. Milk door. Ball drop rules to pop off. Milk door. Tell your uncle. Pop off. Firecracker joint. One big hit in the room. Old man and the baby. Backyard Susan party. Hotel Susan party. Milk door in hotel. Open during new years. Milk door situation. Gas station pop off. It is too quiet over there. Firecrackers. Liven it up. Cutting an attitude. Scary ring and push it down the drain and the THANK YOU. Firecracker wake-up. Chain reaction. Boring. Permission. Laying in dog poop. Just say no. Roommate. Another deer story. Don’t call me Shirley. All the noise everywhere. Scare sister. Happy New Year Crash. Thank You.
There’s a chanced I messed up the audio on the beginning of this show when it was recorded. Having hotel puppies. Trying to find the sandwich. Reserve a parking spot. Special animals. Allowed to use adult diapers anywhere. Adult diaper instructions. Fast wild dumpster raccoons. Sale price on the baby raccoons. A very fat pooping cat. Power of attorney. Sober shopping. Coconut instructions. Blue banana. Banana drug test. Buying a horse. A horse in the room. Bring your own room to the room. Special times for special sober shopping. Running with shopping carts. Drinking and shopping carts. Sober only gas purchases. Rent a room while drunk. Pants pooping. Pregnant animals. Reserve more parking lot space for horse machine sales. Put that noise away. Hotel needle.
Paid money to rough me up a bit. Hotel gift exchange. Invited to employee lunch. Hotel room smells. The dog does not exist. Just in case the poop leaks out. Using adult diapers in the hotel. Poop down the shower drain. Hotel middle finger adult time. Just stop doing that thing outside please. Whisper please. Probably a sleep scam. Too many trees. Please stop doing that around back. Gift exchange. Washing away an accident in the shower. The dog is not real. Sucker punch hotel meetup. The feeling of outside. Parking lot feng shui. Make in rain in store. Lie for me.
Protected chicken in the hallway. Paid punch to the face. Rule breaking chicken. Chicken law. Keeping the street chickens. Job to call. Cool with the street chickens. No pet chickens. Chicken pushing with foot. Pocket candy. Touching chickens. Gravy wavier. Shopping cart wavier. Banana waiver. Car gravy and apply for management. Raccoon gravy. Intertwined ideas call.
They might want me to leave. Laws on trespassing. Shopping cart electric device. Funny ding voicemail. Stun guns might not be allowed. Aggressive levels for employees. We love the staring mustache man. In trouble with the store. Sucker punching friends in the store. Argument outside policy. Law for pressing charges. Paid them to beat me up. Permission to fight in the parking lot. Friend will not call you. Shrine built outside. Sandpaper sandwich remake. Blamed for force feeding sandwiches. Legal to feed the neighbors dog fast food. Hand of meat for the dog. A sheet of sandpaper. Pee balloons. Cleaning chemicals.
Super foods. Assistance for opening before paying. Live food. Used to be able to jiggle push and lean into, just to see the other room. Front desk standing fee. Moon shoes and foot juices. Problems in the bedroom. Entertainment dog. Selling stuff in the room. Rules on canning in the room. Heat the food up in the room. Service animal son on paper. Maximum shopping cart weight big shopping cart. Opening packages in the store. Sniffing bread. Switch out the twist ties. Bread gift cards. Unwrap meats for a closer smell. The meat keeper. Touching the eggs. Game system by the dumpster. Conceal the taste. Pregnant ice cream. Meat joke. Sleep aids. Sneak somebody out of the room. Eat my butt. Dogs and carts.
Boobie milk. Dadead announcement. Sam has seven apples. The letters e y e s and y e s spells. Permission for writing a book about what happened personally. Talking to employees about the break room. Maximum amount of food in the room. Please sit down and look outside. Watch the dog please. Dogs are chasing me for stealing. Hotel dog. Cat is almost dead. Get the room number while in the bathroom. Hotel boof stains. Bathroom numbers. Itchy lotion. The smiling deer story. Calm me down. Bedtime premonition. Nonpartisan organization collecting information about Gary’s member.
Treadmill weight limit for fat animals. Hand somebody else the phone. The gas tank is not full. Dead kitty cat situation resurrection. First aid for cat vs car. Bury the roadkill. The rest of this gas. Horse guest. Pressure limit. Fat service animal. Tell us the snitch. Horseshoe policy. Stop enabling drug use in the rooms. Dead horse. Gray area medical procedures. Dead cat freezer. Cat incinerator. Deceased pet. Sleeping sponge. Cut em up in the tub. Phone hacker. Maximum toilet level. Rummage sale. Problems with directions to your house.
