The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does the deaf man look like? Return the not stolen gas back into the ground. Ice potato bowl. Stop lookin at my teeth and go outside. Where is the deaf man? Is the taco bell man gone? The gift of Motel 6. Hide my identity I’m sued, permission for my fake name. Red Carpet gifts. Delivery for pickup. Special IHop favor. Cancel the account and shut those kids up. RBCP stops by. No payphones. Stop going to the same pages to cancel your account, duh. Patch the call through please. We talk about me puking on the side of the road in California again. Just!n also stops in. I’m pretty sure I used counterfeit money at the store. I think I also hear Snappy in the mix as well. Devon also stops by. Bleach ash trays to Poker Room 1. It’s also okay to huff things as long as you use a paper bag. Nobody sang Happy Birthday. Chicken nuggets missing a bite. I took the shoes. It should be easier to fly a kite. Open the kitchen. Ordering one good chi.

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I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find the water leak. Is it okay to drive around the parking lot for a while and whats the posted speed limit? Can I park in the handicap spot? What’s the parking lot situation for driving practice. Ash trays to Poker Room 1 please. Napkin colors and napkin dyes. The regular stuff isn’t doing it for me. Pay at the pump with cash. This is the hotel! Highway 24. The mustache man returns. Where’s Cindy? Laps around the parking lot. The feather call. Dadead calls in. Rapid-fire chaos of calls, just like Mario Kart.

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Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and ice cream. This cake is made of poison. How do I break the brake pads? Cut the brake lines on MY car. What is the worst thing to put in a gas tank? I don’t have brakes. Just throw to me as I drive. Justin makes a mess behind the parts store. Car lesbian tire safety. Fuel leak consent form. Bleach at the table please. What time does your dumpster have food? Wrestle ya for a grand slam. Denny’s and Petco we are calling from behind the dumpster. Rapid-fire call mode activated. The show pretty much turns into chaos at this point… The actual last call is pretty good! I swear!

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Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. Happy Birthday, I didn’t know she wasn’t 18. Black Friday gas discounts please. Delivery to the PO box. Please mail me the pizza. Wipe the pizza boxes down with bleach and 87. Can we keep the turkey in the room? You said I could come to Thanksgiving Dinner. Why are you open regular hours? Do you have the consent forms ready? Exotic boneless cactus meats in the hotel?

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Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We check in with Churchill about our spare change. Peroxide on the car. How much bleach for the bathwater? Bleach was a popular topic tonight… Napkins Napkins Napkins. Happy Birthday. Constitutional Bleach Rights. We are go for the golf kart derby.

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Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. Stay on the line and make calls with us. Fuck your state law. In Bread. Trace failed. Raw, uncut onions. Is my stuff in the cooler cold yet? Subway buffet. Lobby TV Chromecast HDMI USB port please. Nobody sang happy birthday to me. Do you have the ice pancakes? Dragonmere poops on the bathroom walls. We are shooting a video on how to get kicked out. Special wing sauce. Sell us all of your hotdogs. Is there a place to connect this hose? Pea-pods. We call Michael, looking for the Santa. Happy Birthday wanna play POGs? The show eventually ends because the internet dies right near the 3 hour mark.

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Help me with this burnt pizza. Dragonmere is trying to find his date, Megan. I want to buy the used shoe rental shoes. Skunky wheelchair. Skunky bowling ball making my kid smell skunky. Fun time outside becomes skunky garments. Skunky Money. Things are covered in this substance. Get the ghosts out of my blood. Skunky shirt. Used Goodwill Halloween candy. Skunky shirt part 2. Sorry about that whole situation with the thing. Dragonmere is way better apologizing by working the 12 step program. Which side of the shirt do you want exposed? I Don’t want to get stinky. Free smells! Strip clubs do not like dollar coins.

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It’s time to get spooky for Halloween. Nobody is handing out condoms because nobody is trick or treating. Nobody wants this generic candy crap either. Just nothing but terrible candy and no plunger. Dragonmere is a certified raccoon handler. Pumpkin pizza with only the extra cheese, not the regular cheese. Haunted Arby’s with the spooky beef n cheddar. Change the phone number. I’m just trying to get a Halloween pizza. Need help setting up the haunted hotel room. How do we get the smoke detector working again?

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Bunch of randomness in this one. This gas return call doesn’t go anywhere. Can you bring a flashlight in the store with you? Don’t transfer me!! Your gas burned down my friend’s house. I cut my own lines. Your tomatoes did it. Beef test. The jar glass thing caused the accident. Give us the wet floor signs. Candy and blades please. Now I pee the bed. Just tell me the hotel Halloween candy time please. Dadead and his wife made another mess in the room. Sharp edged toys. Your ice is too slippery, I need the PIC. Milk?

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I think I’ll just talk in broken sentences for show notes for now: Re-calibrate the tables and phones. MLK Costume. Tomato ingredients. Where’s the survey codes?! My hair is falling out! Can I use your scale? Something about a taco. Chicken bones. Get the shoes off. That ghost is racist. I’ll just sleep in the tub. The way you talk and say things. What are your water ingredients? Free ketchup! Can I borrow a shovel? No more puppy. Bags of poop. Dog safe flavored ice machine ingredients. Blind light bulbs. Angry subs, do you feel me bro?

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